First you take a two ply roll of toilet paper as most are at least two ply now. Then you take one piece of the toilet paper removed from the dotted line. Then you properly fold the piece of toilet paper in one time. As such then you place it on one finger then you proper bat the rectum area. If you did not proper seat yourself with the flow of fecal matter relieving itself without spray on the buttocks then this does not work. However, then you pat the rectum much like a lady blotting her lips. Then you fold that piece of toilet paper and you pat again. Then keep going until the paper is down to a small square. Thus if you properly did the activity then you should have used one piece of paper to remove the fecal matter from your rectum.
This practice will take sometime. When I first started it, I had many troubles with it, causing actual more use of toilet paper. However, if practiced in your resting area, then you can master it. Thus after you have patted. You take a clean piece of toilet paper fold it once and then wipe the buttocks area, to make sure there was no splatter. They you go I just taught you how to remove fecal matter from your rectum and saved you and the planet a lot of value for other things.
However, it is free America. As such remove how you would like. However, I am working on a shell theory which allows you to carry around your shell with you. Just playing that is funny, as all.